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  • Things that make me happy: The Jonas Brothers
  • Things that make me sad: The Jonas Brothers
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dorkly:

The Simpsons meets The Lego Movie in this Stop-Motion “Couch Gag”

There was also a Cleveland Show/Mega Blocks crossover, but nobody cared.

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thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued

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I’ve won Grammy’s, I’ve written album, I’ve toured the world four times… …and you’re still telling me to look beautiful?
missavagardner:

 

Group selfie at the Oscars

missavagardner:

 

Group selfie at the Oscars

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chrisnolansscarf:

what a time to be alive.

chrisnolansscarf:

what a time to be alive.

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wreckingballheart:

Jack’s Mannequin — Balloons
This track was recorded a while ago after Andrew’s transplant, along with Cell Phone and Out Of It. I’ve received Andrew’s permission to upload it and I’m excited to be the one to share it with all of you. Enjoy! (Download)

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I’d much rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.